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Instructions from Central Government to all Restaurants.
ONION UTAPPAM khane walo key liye PAN CARD compulsory hai.!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Few Onion tales:
* There was a time when people cried only while chopping onions. Now they cry even while buying onions
* Thappad se darr nahi lagta hai sahab, PYAAZ ke bhav se lagta hai..
* Friend Bought 3Kg onions. He's the new hero of my society. Also updated Facebook status and tagged 349 friends
* The Lays Cream n Onion flavor is gonna be just cream
* Now I know that she is really crying because she can't afford onions
* Rupee is falling, onion price rising. Union Bank of India should change to 'Onion Bank of India
* Waiting for a movie titled "Onion Kapda Makaan".
* There are only two kind of Indians. One who can afford Onions and other who cant.
* Heard Sonia gandhi has deposited 100 KG onions in her swiss bank account.
* Thieves steal 5 KG onions from a posh Vasant vihar house.
* Onion hits 100 rupee mark in 3 days. BLOCKBUSTER! - Taran Adarsh
* That awkward moment when Onion Rings are getting costlier than diamond rings
* "Yaar, such a show off Pyaaz is. Main 'batata' hoon." - Potatoes
* बाबुल की दुआएँ लेती जा, जातुझको सुखी संसार मिले ... मायके की तुझे न याद आए, ससुराल मे इतना "प्याज" मिल
* Namak swadaansuar aur Pyaaz aukatanusar
* Boy to vendor: 3 kilo pyaaz Dena.
2 aunties talking behind him , ladka achhe ghar ka lagta hai, apni Pinky ke liye kaisa rahega...
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